Corporate Speak is bullshit talk. That's about as precise and to-the-point as I can manage today just coming back from vacation.
Here is the latest catch-phrases that I've collected since the beginning of this month:
- Looking left and looking right (The corporate equivalent of the children's rhyme "Look up, Look Down, Look all around--your pants are falling down!"?)
- Confronting the brutal facts
- pressure-testing
- How can we do this without more paddling?
- Triage your time
- How do you want your pain?
So from time to time, I'm going to post more of these phrases just for the fun of it. I hope you'll be mindful of corporate speak and jot down some good ones that you hear during the day and send them along to me, too. Please email me at [email protected] with your favorites.
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