This past week I had an appointment with my hairdresser Alicia. She has a tendency of wearing funky shoes and on this day she was wearing these HUGE platform shoes that had soles which appeared to be made out of cork.
So I ask, "Are your soles made of cork?"
She replies with a very strange look on her face, "What? Is my soul made of pork?"
Indeed.
Hi, I'm Kim.
I'm a grown-ass kid at heart who would totally cook a soup made of glitter featuring Play-Doh stars and floating Weebles. I liked peeling glue off my fingers in elementary school and still love Duran Duran. I own too many bottles of salad dressing, love reading books about vampires, consider myself an insatiable entertainment junkie, and believe a rainbow makes everything better. And I hate Select-A-Sheet paper towels.
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*LOL* Sounds like something I would say. I mishear stuff like that all the time.
ReplyDeletedefinitely not something a jew wants to hear...souls made of pork! Oi vey!
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