Colour Down Under

I'm sure everybody knew this except me, but I never realized that pubic hair can turn grey.  Yes, I'm naive.  You don't have to tell me...I hear it all the time from loving friends.  But seriously...who knew?

I was surfing around the Vermont Country Store's new Winter products on their website this afternoon and in their apothecary section I came across Colour For Down Under.  It's a dye to color your pubic hair...y'know...down there.  Can you imagine?

Like all products featured on this great site, there is a section for customer testimonials.  Needless to say, no one has posted a comment yet.  Hmmm. I wonder what they would say if they did? 

And now all that keeps looping in my head is that Clairol jingle from the 70's:  "I'm gonna wash that grey right out of  my head."

I understand maybe some people don't like to have grey hair because it makes them look older than they want to look. I also know there are women who go through torturous waxing sessions to be well groomed for their partner, but dying pubic hair is a little too freaky for me.

I wonder what Andy Rooney would say about this?  Think I'll go send 60 Minutes an email right now.

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  1. Anonymous4:17 PM

    ive never heard of that dye but i've heard and used betty color for the hair down there and it works great! they have natural colors and lots of non-natural colors. Ive used the blonde and it was great!

  2. At last--cuffs and collar will match!

  3. Anonymous9:58 AM

    Don't you remember the episode of Sen & the City where Samantha found a grey hair so she dyed her pubes and they came out so red that her vag looked like Bozo the Clown's hair?

    And it isn't just for grey hair - a lot of women dye their pubes so "the carpet will match the drapes" so-to-speak.

  4. Anonymous11:49 AM

    I personally think its a great idea, I think more and more people are accepting the concept that dying your hair down there is not that crazy! Betty beauty has a lot of fun stencils too you could do a little heart if you don't want to dye everything down there!